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[Jack]

Hi Ollie!

 

[Blandscape]

If Reg touches himself, does an African child die of starvation?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Ahoy Jack!!

 

[Lily]

Girls, girls, you're all pretty.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Does Blandy wish he was a disease-ridden African?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Blandy wishes he was relevant

 

[Blandscape]

If Reg accidentally pokes himself in the eye with a pencil, is he colouring in?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[Blandscape]

If Reg smokes weed, does weed smoke Reg?

 

[Blandscape]

If Reg is in a car crash, does it necessarily involve a car?

 

[Blandscape]

When Reg wanks is he killing 17 million children, or just his faith in the one God, Trump?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Does Blandscat have sex with other men?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I don't see how it's a car crash if there's no car.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Yes

 

[Jack]

If he had a vasectomy, he's safe.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

@Oliver Shagnasty Sheep don't count as men.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

True dat

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Blandscape thinks his neighbors keep singing a Rolling Stones song at him; he hasn't figured out that they're actually yelling, "Hey! Macleod! Get offa my ewe!"

 

[Blandscape]

No answers, only more questionable responses.

 

[Lily]

lol

 

[Blandscape]

I eat and shit you lot.

 

[Blandscape]

Prove me wrong.

 

[The Prowler]

Blandy, you are a beaten man. And I am using the word "man" in the biological sense only.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Gee, if only I gave an entire fuck.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I wander away for a few moments and Boring Blandy keeps trying to hump my ankles when I'm not even here.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Pretty sad.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Sadly, today my fuck is but fractional.

 

[Jack]

Mine is non denominational.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Hmmm, Agnostifuckery, a time-honored tradition.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Even the prowler is scolding Blandshit lol