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[Iggy McLulz]

It’s too late for explosions

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

That's why I did it.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I'm all about 'transgressive'.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

On imagined rules too?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yup. I make my own rules and then broke THOSE rules too!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Ohh. Well same. Nice to meet you.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

break*

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I’m not gonna bust your balls about grammar.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I’ll probably make typos and stuff.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

My grammar made great strawberry rhubarb pies.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

lol eww

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yeah, I just made that up for the play on 'grammar'/grandma'.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

That’s like saying I liked the green jello fruit salad with shredded carrots in it

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Mushy canned fruit and crunchy carrots

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Damn it grandma.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Nobody liked that shit. But sooo many motherfuckers PRETENDED to love it

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Lmao I know. Just slap some whipped topping on there

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

"Green? Why am I green? I'm, uh... blushing, yeah, that's the ticket! Blushing green! It's a new fad at school, everybody's doin' it!"

 

[Frood]

Honey and brown sugar baked lima beans were the absolute worst.... :(

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I’ve never had that.

 

[Frood]

Trust me.... run

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Cream cheese and olive sandwiches are awesome though. I dunno how to spread it on bread though like grandma did.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

That sounds awful so I wouldn’t anyway

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Closest I've ever had to that is hummus + refried bean sandwiches.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

That sounds interesting

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

It's actually pretty good when funds are pinch-tight.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Probably be even better with ground beef patty + cheese, etc.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Now I’m wondering how spinach dip and refried beans would taste together.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I can't stand mayo, so I use better shit as substitutions for it.