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[The Associate]

Yeesh.

 

[The Associate]

Okay, your suck has got my suck beat by a damn sight.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

It’s been wild to say the least

 

[The Associate]

I mean, I've got some pretty sturdy bullshit factor happening, but yours just whomps on it.

 

[The Associate]

I mean, I've PERSONALLY been hit by a speeding car before... but never while *inside a house.* That's fucking impressive.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

There’s a thread in the news section with a video. Wish my doorbell had caught the accident.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I didn’t get hit. Just the house.

 

[The Associate]

Well... somehow I'm conceptualizing it like you were 'WEARING' the house. Dunno why. lol

 

[Niger Lover]

Good afternoon class!

 

[The Associate]

Sup knucka!

 

[The Associate]

Was just talking to Iggy about how she was sitting there peacefully minding her business when some taintknocker rammed into her while she was wearing a house.

 

[The Associate]

There are some people who, despite trending toward becoming self-correcting problems, still ought to be plucked up by the head and yeeted into the sun to prevent as much collateral damage as possible all the same.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I thought maybe I’d exaggerated a little by accident.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Lmao taintknocker fits the guy perfectly.

 

[The Associate]

I looked at the thread; I don't think you exaggerated.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

We could’ve been blown up

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Gas line and mom’s oxygen tanks.

 

[The Associate]

No kidding. Was the dicklicking troglodyte drunk or something?

 

[Frood]

Captain Puppy Hero just set off towards the road in order to protect us from the evil dog and its walker...but managed to clothesline my ankle and take off a few layers of skin....lol

 

[Niger Lover]

I nearly went into the back of a traffic jam today doing 100. Is your house fixed now Iggy?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

His fucking flip flop got stuck on the gas. He’s a drunk but hadn’t drank yet.

 

[Niger Lover]

So booze still in his brain from the day before?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Oh shit that sounds painful

 

[The Associate]

That's even worse. No grown man should leave his own property wearing flipflops. That should get him a summary beating.

 

[Niger Lover]

WTF drives in flip flops?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Wet brain? Probably.

 

[The Associate]

That's even worse. No grown man should leave his own property wearing flipflops. That ALONE should get him a summary beating.

 

[Frood]

Flip flops are war wear.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

He’s still driving in them! It’s not illegal though

 

[Niger Lover]

Is your house ok, like is it still liveable?