1,000,000 Post Thread

[Lily]

So freaking gay to pretend to be a woman. Is that tranny lite?

 

[Seamajor]

Planning any new surgeries fat ass?

 

[The Question]

"Reck'n whutchew like ta eat in 'ar!"

 

[The Question]

"French-fried purrrrr-taterz?"

 

[Seamajor]

DD would prefer a cigarette, if ya can spare one

 

[The Question]

I see only the usual number of fingers, yet I remain skeptical.

 

[Seamajor]

She’s been to the driveway 15 times to find a butt

 

[Frood]

DD dedicates this one to Seaboobs:

 

[The Question]

Motherfucker could maybe barter for a cigarette -- off some of those extra CHROMOSOMES.

 

[The Question]

Motherfucker could maybe barter for a cigarette -- offer some of those extra CHROMOSOMES.

 

[Seamajor]

Hey that’s Donald Trumps favorite.Ask Arnold Palmer

 

[Frood]

Dance, Gaymajor!

 

[Seamajor]

She’d suck you off for a decent cig butt

 

[Seamajor]

Addicted to cigs and dick

 

[The Cuntess]

 

[Seamajor]

Can anyone accommodate the hermaphrodite?

 

[Seamajor]

Glad you find my post funny fat ass

 

[Frood]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....argh! Ahhhh!!!

 

[Seamajor]

Did hubby get any new tattoos

 

[Frood]

Why? You want a threesome?

 

[Jack]

Feeling the love in the Shoutbox tonight.

 

[Seamajor]

Jonesing for a smoke.

 

[Jack]

Damn I havent had a cigarette in 40 years. this segue is making me want one.

 

[The Question]

I'm vaping on some sugar-cookie flavor. Yum.

 

[Frood]

Seaboobs lap is smoking right now.... so much Flonk Flonk.... cuz DD is in the house..... rowrrrrr

 

[Seamajor]

Not you Jack. Dinky Dianna

 

[The Question]

Vaping is better in every way than smoking. Not just because it's less harmful but because it tastes better and is more convenient.

 

[Seamajor]

Those hangers need some attention fat ass.

 

[Jack]

omg

 

[The Question]

Sloppy. Ew.