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[Niger Lover]

No. I don't want a family. I'm too old now anyway.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

How old are you if you dont mind me asking?

 

[Niger Lover]

51. You?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

37

 

[Niger Lover]

Do you have a cellphone?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Yep on it now lol

 

[Niger Lover]

Oh, lol. I'm using a desktop.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Im no good on computers lol

 

[Niger Lover]

Phone screen is too small I can't see fuck all

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Luckily i was blessed with good eyesight i got checked last week and doc said i had better than 20/20

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Im half deaf got high blood pressure though lol

 

[Niger Lover]

Interesting. I'm about 40% deaf in my left ear and I have slightly high blood pressure too.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I have 20/60. In my good eye. Corrected. lulz

 

[Niger Lover]

Do you have high blood pressure?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I dunno. Probably?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

The last time I saw a doctor was... 20 years ago, because of a brown recluse bite?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Its impossible to be in perfect health i guess

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Oh wow that sucks

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Shit, it's a miracle I didn't die. A few dozen different times, a few dozen different ways.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

lmfao

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Hate those spiders i had one crawl in my ear yars ago it woke me out of a dead sleep luckily i didnt get bit somehow

 

[Niger Lover]

Whats a brown recluse? Did a Maori jump out of the bushes and bite you?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

A very venomus spider

 

[Niger Lover]

Oh no. We only have slightly venomous spiders here.

 

[Niger Lover]

Oliver, I'm guessing by your name you are British?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Black widows are aggressive and mean

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

American but my great great grandpapi was British

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I think

 

[Niger Lover]

I know I used to date one hahaha

 

[Niger Lover]

Black widow that is lol