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[Jack]

that's your forearm

 

[Niger Lover]

lol.

 

[Niger Lover]

No

 

[Jack]

or your biceps, depending on which area you're licking

 

[Jack]

Can I call you Ray?

 

[Niger Lover]

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[Niger Lover]

here you go my poorley educated us friend.

 

[Niger Lover]

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[Jack]

:::jabs his elbow in Ray's eye repeatedly

 

[realgrimm]

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[Jack]

Morning @Alticus

 

[Jack]

slooooooow

 

[Alticus]

Good morning Jack :)

 

[Alticus]

@Jack A little quiet this morning, yep.

 

[Jack]

yeah, ben is licking his elbow. Probably everyone sleepy from pushing the rock yesterday

 

[Alticus]

@Jack What do you mean?

 

[Jack]

it was easter. Jesus pushed the rock and was "risen"

 

[Jack]

or however the story goes

 

[Jack]

I just dyed eggs and drank wine

 

[Frood]

@Jack ist off hiz dementiadruggens.

 

[Alticus]

Oh, never heard it put that way before.

 

[Jack]

yeah they buried him in a tomb when he died on the cross (for our sins). The story was he would resurrect after three days so they put a big boulder over the front of the tomb

 

[Jack]

then after three days they discovered the rock had been pushed and he was standing in a field or something and then "ascended to heaven"

 

[Alticus]

I knew that I just never heard "pushed the rock".

 

[Jack]

LOL

 

[Jack]

LOL Frood is unintelligble this morning, poor thing.

 

[Jack]

that's just a step below normal for him I guess

 

[Jack]

The pope died

 

[Alticus]

On Easter Monday too.

 

[Alticus]

I don't think that God wanted him to die in a hospital but in the comfort of his own home.