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[realgrimm]

Benedetta has a poopy butt

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Meh, don't care, she sings nice, and that's all I need from music.

 

[realgrimm]

But if this is mood music how can you not

 

[realgrimm]

An Its not a bad thing, quite the opposite.. 3 degrees warmer and all that

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Primal ape brain: "Pretty lady make pretty noise. Is good." Is how.

 

[realgrimm]

I agree imagining her primal groans is good

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

The key is understanding that there are no legitimate lyrics. She's singing gibberish. Literally.

 

[realgrimm]

Yes grunts and groans no lube required

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I'm sure there are other, even prettier, versions.

 

[realgrimm]

And to think see got her nails done for the shoot

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

She has nails? I was staring at the thin white cotton dress.

 

[realgrimm]

You think , its possible , shes no Dolores O'Riordan.. best grunty sex noises

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I was staring at the boobs.

 

[realgrimm]

Visauls are necessary

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Here's a version with good bewbz:

 

[realgrimm]

Ģood bewbs , where is her rule 34

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Carpe diem; make one.

 

[realgrimm]

Im afraid after the Oprah ones

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Fear never stopped a hero.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Great find.

 

[X]

Cmon man stop perving up the place

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Perv this.

 

[Jack]

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Man, I'd kinda like to perv on a pizza right now, won't lie.

 

[X]

@Jack loves the perv jokes

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

A stuffed crust supreme pizza, yez.

 

[X]

You look like you eat that shit

 

[Jack]

sounds good

 

[X]

Fucking unhealthy everything about you particularly the size of your arms BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yeah. But no can do for about a week.