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[The Scoundrel]

My office has glass walls and the staff see me snorkelling Chang most days. Mind you they do the same so meh

 

[The Scoundrel]

Hey Weeg. You and Momma getting along?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Weeg, no I haven't seen the latest riots. I hope some more migrant hotels get burned down

 

[Adam Hitler]

Have you spoke to Dilf on the Y?

 

[Frood]

You seen the Californian democrats trying to block sex trafficking from being a felony?

 

[Weeg]

@Adam Hitler rioting in the streets!!!!!!

 

[Weeg]

@The Scoundrel yeah we are good! Spring is here!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Unseasonably hot in the UK. Global warming is real

 

[Adam Hitler]

Weeg, have you spoken to Dilf?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Scoundy, it's warm, hardly tropical temps tho

 

[Adam Hitler]

Why are you never on when Blandy is? That jockstrap thinks we're the same person

 

[Frood]

Climate is always changing.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Blandy avoids me due to constant verbal massacres he can't handle

 

[Adam Hitler]

Blandy is deranged. ANd thats putting it kindly

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think he stood up Garraty recently for a video stream

 

[Adam Hitler]

Rooood!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Blandy is a Gorbals tenement glue monkey.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Blandy is an extra from Trainspotting

 

[Adam Hitler]

I was gonna say Begby, but Blandy isn't hard enough for that title

 

[The Scoundrel]

See. Blandy can't even differentiate between a racist slob Scouser and the Scouse branch of MENSA

 

[Frood]

Blandy's coherence levels leave much to be desired but some of the Americans think he's fantastic. At what, I still can't work out.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Slob? SLOB? *Takes a piss on scoundy's lettuce & spinach baguette*

 

[Adam Hitler]

fucking vegan faggot Luls

 

[The Scoundrel]

I quite enjoy his dribbling rants on occasion. Given that it takes him a month to work them out though they're fuckin terrible

 

[Adam Hitler]

Politically he's on your team scoundy

 

[Adam Hitler]

Aka team HIV

 

[Frood]

Mostly circular and without a point. Ie A Sea of seeing without sand in your eyes ai? Bliss. Davy Jones bones ground up in coffee to heads off the tidal flo jo's of a comb unbrushed....

 

[Frood]

No fucking thanks.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Is that a direct quote?

 

[Frood]

No. I manufactured that Blandscrape crap