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[LotusBud]

WOuldn't you prefer entertainment that doesn't make you want to gouge out your kidneys, though?

 

[Jack]

I like the aria from Maria better

 

[LotusBud]

I'm going to read a book right now. Then after the sun goes down, I'm going to walk along the aqueduct and watch the fireflies dancing around the fields and through the cyprus trees.

 

[Jack]

Sounds great!

 

[Frood]

Please break your neck on your stroll.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@LotusBud LOL I think the surgeon forgot to put those

 

[LotusBud]

LOL

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lotus has been blacklisted by all the local male escorts in her area

 

[Adam Hitler]

The hysterical 2am phone calls got too much apparently

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I'd never say it was a blond singing that song

 

[Adam Hitler]

Don't make me let the tyres down on your wheelchair Blandshart

 

[Seamajor]

Sounds like Frood the wannabe dude is outta smokes again. What a bummer

 

[Jack]

Must suck to smoke cigarettes

 

[Adam Hitler]

Must suck even more to be 5'5"

 

[Adam Hitler]

and a passive aggressive little bitch

 

[Adam Hitler]

and a snitch

 

[Adam Hitler]

and a stalker

 

[Jack]

Haven't had so much as a puff in 35 years

 

[Adam Hitler]

but apart from that, I guess Jack is ok!

 

[Seamajor]

I’ll never understand why fools smoke.

 

[Jack]

I pity people Who are addicted to nicotine.

 

[Jack]

They're tools of the system

 

[Lily]

Everybody has something they struggle with.

 

[Jack]

Yes. We all are burdened by some tyhings

 

[Jack]

Yes. We all are burdened by some things

 

[X]

JACK!

 

[X]

We’ll never see eye to eye but I’m done man I’m done

 

[X]

I don’t wanna die with this

 

[Weeg]

Only thing Jack smokes is :Dickhead:

 

[Weeg]

Last time LILY went to chinese buffet!