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[Seamajor]

You’re a girl

 

[The Associate]

So instead of 'Debbie Does Dallas', it's 'Debbie Fucks Himself'?

 

[Lily]

Fruitmale is not welcome among females. He's way too weak.

 

[Frood]

You dweebs are like the Three Blind Mice... lol

 

[Seamajor]

Hardly. We see clearly. That cig smoke is always in your eyes

 

[Frood]

Ok, Frankenstein in flippers..

 

[The Associate]

Sorry, I was watching a cat vomit in the parking lot. It was making a lot more sense than Fr00d the d00d, which was amazing in a sad kind of way.

 

[Lily]

He's such a loser @Seamajor

 

[Frood]

No youse

 

[Lily]

He makes fun of you and yet you've been more successful at life than he ever will be.

 

[Lily]

 

[Frood]

Nope... you paid for uni... lulz

 

[Frood]

Wasted time in Uni... lulz

 

[Seamajor]

Pay. Leaves you out

 

[The Associate]

I'm cookin' up some giantess pr0n just for you, Fr00d the d00d.

 

[Lily]

OOh, showing your soft belly. So angry that I'm better educated than you, hmmm, Fruitmale.

 

[The Associate]

Truly horrrrrrrrrifyin' stuff.

 

[Frood]

Nope... I have bigger credentials, Pig.

 

[Seamajor]

DD is used to confusing her prawn to Trumps penis

 

[The Associate]

What credentials would those be? Mail-order course in alcoholography?

 

[Frood]

Wut, Ticofucker?

 

[Seamajor]

Credentials for what? You owe the IRS, and your passport is invalid. Smart DD

 

[Frood]

If you say so, Tico Bandito.

 

[The Associate]

Maybe he's made the FBI's Top Ten Least Wanted.

 

[Seamajor]

FRUITMALE

 

[Seamajor]

Poor poor DD

 

[Seamajor]

I SAY SO LOSER

 

[Frood]

Joe Biden in a nursing home gown is growing weary. Nappy time in the sun room yet?

 

[Seamajor]

Did Frank deliver on you new cotton panties?

 

[Frood]

Tapioca pudding and a juice box?