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[The Cuntess]

This house is completely renovated inside. It’s awesome, so I understand his point

 

[The Cuntess]

Still want one tho

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Get a girl cat, Your Grace. They don't scratch (as much) and don't spray.

 

[The Cuntess]

He says if he gets the 66 Chevy impala that he wants, I can get one

 

[The Cuntess]

He loves those old low rider cars

 

[The Cuntess]

It’s like 50k

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I had a 68 Impala back in the day. But the Pontiac I got after that was better.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Let him get his car, Your Grace. It'll keep him out of trouble and then you can get your kitty.

 

[The Cuntess]

It’s his money. I don’t tell him how to spend it. That’s how we do it. I don’t want him telling me how to spend mine

 

[The Cuntess]

He’ll get one eventually

 

[jack]

the 66 impala is a classic. Can you find one?

 

[The Associate]

Never throw severed human limbs off a speeding train. I've never done it, it just seems like the kind of thing a person shouldn't do. Thought I'd share that.

 

[Joe]

My Father had the 66 impala as our Family Car. it was turquoise eh @Jack

 

[Joe]

the neighbors across the Street has a Valiant

 

[Joe]

then there were thos stationwagons with actual handcrafted wood siding on them.

 

[jack]

I had an impala SS when I turned 16. my first car

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Did you wreck it, Jack?

 

[jack]

no I funny car'd it and sold it

 

[The Associate]

Pescatarians, as it turns out, are not a religious sect whose members worship Joe Pesci. Fun fact for ya.

 

[jack]

I was training with the Jolly race crew at lebanon Valley Speedway in NY

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cool! My favorite semi-first car was my 69 Bonnieville.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That thing was awesome!

 

[jack]

there's a beast. I had a Super Bee at one point

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I remember those! MOPAR, right?

 

[jack]

fuck yes

 

[jack]

hurst 4 on the floor Thrush mufflers

 

[The Associate]

My first car was a 1970-something Chevette. My first *drivable* car was a 1981 Honda Civic with a bad CV joint.

 

[The Associate]

Every time I'd turn right: *click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click...*

 

[Reggie_Essent]

My very first car was a 68 Impala, but I don't really count that because it only lasted a couple weeks.

 

[jack]

we took a 394 V8 out of an olds Dynamic 88 and put it sideways in a Corvair.