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[The Scoundrel]

I presume he rides a motorbike for a long orgasm?

 

[Frood]

With the seat removed...

 

[The Scoundrel]

He should get an LC350 like mine. It's like being sat on an orbital sander when you go over a ton

 

[Frood]

Does it have slots for a french tickler head?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Could be arranged if you're of that bent

 

[The Scoundrel]

The wife says it's pretty nice being on the back but, having no clitoris I don't get it

 

[Seamajor]

DD is that bent as most know

 

[Frood]

On the back of?

 

[Seamajor]

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Your Australian touring bike

 

[The Scoundrel]

FFS Semen. That's the oldest GIF in the book

 

[The Scoundrel]

@ Frood Yeah she can't ride so she goes pillion

 

[Seamajor]

Very popular still with some. Breakdown cums to mind

 

[The Scoundrel]

I assume you have a ready stock of such images?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Says something about the mindset

 

[Seamajor]

A few. How about you? By the way. Happy to have you posting here. The Blue Korean must be a bore

 

[Frood]

Scoundrel must be conversing with Jack, Seaboobs, or the cocksucker Admin...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Never posted there. I joined and lurked for a few days but it was shit

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'm an equal opportunities twat. I'll shit on whoever's available

 

[Seamajor]

Looked to me you posted a lot there.

 

[Seamajor]

Most have jumped that dead zone.

 

[Admin.]

@The Scoundrel are you posting from a rave now?

 

[The Scoundrel]

I think the nic got stolen for a while. Flea told me someone using it had PM'd her that they were really ill and it weren't me

 

[Frood]

You cruising for cock, admin?

 

[The Scoundrel]

It's Thursday fuckin morning Admin. Even I ake time off

 

[Seamajor]

We know you are DD. Franks not up to it

 

[The Scoundrel]

It's Thursday fuckin morning Admin. Even I take time off

 

[Frood]

I need to do a number two but it's freezing and I can't be bothered getting out of my sleeping bag tent to go outside and use the outhouse...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Colostomy bag?

 

[Frood]

I need to do a number two but it's freezing and I can't be bothered getting out of my sleeping bag and tent to go outside and use the outhouse...

 

[Seamajor]