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[Adam]

Dayum. Are you glued to the screen avidly awaiting engagement?

 

[Lily]

I'm sorry your brain is slow.

 

[Fredricka]

Shes Obsessed with jacks ass today for some peculiar reason

 

[Lily]

It must be difficult to function, Adam.

 

[Adam]

Yes. That must be it, Lily.

 

[Fredricka]

Sicko

 

[Adam]

Well Fredricka, Lil can't be fussy at her age.

 

[Fredricka]

Makes you wonder what goes on in their pm's

 

[Adam]

So Jack must be on her radar

 

[Adam]

I'm happy not to know!

 

[Lily]

Oh goody...this is my favorite. Don't stop you two.

 

[Lily]

 

[Fredricka]

She was trying to get in my knickers the other day

 

[Fredricka]

I told her i dont do pasty bashing

 

[Adam]

Wow, it's usually her appetite for food which is insatiable, not the boudoir.

 

[Fredricka]

She wanted the lesbie version of 9 1/2 weeks with me

 

[Adam]

Lily hates having fair skin. It means she falls out of favour with her comrades at the fortnightly Antifa meetings at Starbucks

 

[Lily]

 

[Fredricka]

Sorry lils, i know that was supposed to be private

 

[Lily]

May I provide you pointers, limeys?

 

[Fredricka]

Mecand my big mouth

 

[Fredricka]

Go on

 

[Fredricka]

Hurry up, i need to do d8nner

 

[Seamajor]

Anyone here that camps permanently?

 

[Fredricka]

Hi seamentia

 

[Adam]

What's for dinner fredricka?

 

[Fredricka]

Sausages and chips

 

[Lily]

Try to keep Adam in check. He's very undisciplined in his attempts to troll...flails about in panic throwing out all sorts of non-related topics.

 

[Fredricka]

Apple sausages and normal ones

 

[Lily]

Panic is unseemly.