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[jack]

or Franken

 

[Fredricka]

Frankly better pm me jacks pic

 

[jack]

or Fran

 

[Fredricka]

He knows its safe with me

 

[jack]

what's safe?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

France is safe in most parts.

 

[Fredricka]

Your pic jack, your PIC

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Just avoid the Paris metro. It smells like bacon wrapped piss.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Fredricka]

Ill nag it out of you jack

 

[jack]

nag what out of me, Fred

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

A bunch of filthy naggers!

 

[Fredricka]

You know jack, are you trying to make me crazy again?

 

[jack]

what do i know?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You mean you're not crazy? Then what the shit are you doing here??

 

[Fredricka]

No larry, 8m the sanest here

 

[jack]

There are no pics of me, I don't really exist. I'm an AI chatbot and my real name is "Astrid"

 

[jack]

I am capable of any line of Arduino STEM code

 

[Admin.]

Crikey, I really am awake. Coffee!!!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Sanest? Damn, I need some whiskey.

 

[Fredricka]

Evidently jacks tge craziest one here

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

STEM this

 

[Admin.]

Nobody knows more about sanity that me

 

[jack]

Generally, whiskey is defined as: An alcoholic distillate from a fermented mash of grain (e.g., barley, corn, rye, or wheat). Distilled to less than 190° proof (or 95% alcohol by volume). Possessing the taste, aroma, and characteristics generally attributed to whiskey. Stored in oak barrels (except for corn whisky). Bottled at not less than 40 percent alcohol by volume (80° proof).

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

TL, DR

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Admin.]

Want some whiskey in your water? Sugar in your tea? What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me? This is the craziest party that could ever be Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come "That ain't the way to have fun, no"

 

[jack]

The radio was blastin' someone knocking at the door, I'm looking at Fredericka she pissed on the floor.

 

[Fredricka]

Ruder

 

[jack]

She's showing me things I aint NEVER seen before