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Generally, whiskey is defined as: An alcoholic distillate from a fermented mash of grain (e.g., barley, corn, rye, or wheat). Distilled to less than 190° proof (or 95% alcohol by volume). Possessing the taste, aroma, and characteristics generally attributed to whiskey. Stored in oak barrels (except for corn whisky). Bottled at not less than 40 percent alcohol by volume (80° proof).
 
Want some whiskey in your water? Sugar in your tea? What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me? This is the craziest party that could ever be Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come "That ain't the way to have fun, no"
 
The radio was blastin' someone knocking at the door, I'm looking at Fredericka she pissed on the floor.