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[Reggie_Essent]

My cat is having a nap in my lap.

 

[Blandscape]

We all need mammalian touch Reg, you more than most.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The first time I touched a girl's mammalians was awesome

 

[Admin.]

Possibly, but it’s also possible he was being flattered and fawned over to his satisfaction.

 

[Admin.]

Possibly, but it’s also possible he was NOT being flattered and fawned over to his satisfaction.

 

[Blandscape]

Nothing is so forgiving as a memory, or the memory of a mammary Ran!

 

[Admin.]

Trump wants a war of his very own, it would not surprise me if he was getting the us more involved

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The memory of a mammary ROFLMAO

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That shit's pure gold

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That's an example I can't use when teaching homophones

 

[Blandscape]

 

[The Cuntess]

I’m binge watching ER

 

[X]

Why does fagscape act like some sorta verbal gymnast?? The fuckingp backflips he does in an attempt to sound not drunk are embarrassing

 

[X]

Clean the washrooms blandscape breaks over and stop drinking the hand wash, ffs

 

[Garraty_47]

I'll be glad when we get the old XyPoo back... the fella who didn't think he had to be an asshole 24/7. I miss that dude.

 

[Lily]

 

[The Cuntess]

But, do you ever stop being the voice of reason? lol

 

[The Cuntess]

I’ve been posting with you going on 20 damn years, since I first started on php.

 

[The Cuntess]

You have never lost ur shit on anyone

 

[Garraty_47]

Anyone finding "reason" in the crap I poast has some issues and I'm not talking about an archive of vintage Playboys.

 

[The Cuntess]

 

[Garraty_47]

I poast dreck... mostly just to amuse mysef or occasionally stake out my turf on an issue. I'm certainly no guru or authoritative source or whatever the fuck a "voice of reason" is supposed to be.

 

[Garraty_47]

I reject the idea in whole and each of it's parts and you can't make me, dammit. I refuse.

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh shut up

 

[The Cuntess]

You know what I meant

 

[Garraty_47]

I do know and appreciate the compliment, I really do. It's flattering. But I can't stress strongly enough that I'm just some guy, ya know? The only thing special about me is the fact that I don't want to be special.

 

[Willie Pete]

the squirrel family in Garraty's beard is now homeless apparently

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh shit lol

 

[Admin.]

My son is doing the epic beard thing now, I’ve tried dropping hints. But I guess at some point you need to let them have some space.

 

[Willie Pete]

do men with beards turn you off?