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[Lily]

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[Reggie_Essent]

My cherries are all gone now. :( There's still some on the tree, but they're way up high. Plus, they're my neighbors.

 

[Lily]

Only 10 years? When are you settling in one final place?

 

[Fredricka]

The next move will be the last hopefully lily

 

[Fredricka]

You need a long grabber reggie

 

[Lily]

Hope so...at least it's 10 years in the same place.

 

[Lily]

My kids just got me one of those @Fredricka because I'm very short.

 

[Fredricka]

Thatll be the longest ive ever lived anywhere lily, itll be a record

 

[Lily]

First time I used it was to pinch my guy for laughing about the gift...

 

[Fredricka]

Theyre s9 handy aren't they lily, i use it pinching people too

 

[Lily]

I've moved a lot too. Trying to remember when my longest in one house was...

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

I only pinch those who need a good pinching...so far, just the man...lol

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Fredricka]

They need it

 

[Lily]

Yes, I usually try to get him by tickling him when he least expects it. He's a lot stronger than me and can usually capture both my hands in one of his...unfair.

 

[Lily]

But I have my pincher now. I'm properly armed.

 

[Fredricka]

Mecand my sister were swapping tips the other day, we now both have more annoying stuff we do to our men

 

[Lily]

It's my wit that gets him. Just yesterday, he pruned this clematis for what seemed like two hours. We were supposed to get some other stuff accomplished.

 

[Lily]

My daughter called to check on me...asking me how I'm doing and what I'm doing.

 

[Lily]

I told her that my other half was still on the same god damn plant and I'm waiting and waiting and waiting.

 

[X]

Is that strange?

 

[Lily]

I said "He's so genteel, he's still fluttering around the same bush after two hours"

 

[Lily]

I see him smile and start nodding his head. I can read his mind. He thinking "She's insufferable."

 

[Lily]

 

[Fredricka]

Men take bloody ages to do anything, dont you x

 

[Fredricka]

Get out the fecking bathroom and lets go ffs

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

Yes, try being involved with a scientist...they're even slower. Holy fucking nutballs!

 

[Lily]

It's not a nuke...it's a plant for the love of Christ!