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[Frood]

Jack needs a rat poison smoothie...

 

[X]

You want him to die? Is this your womanly hormone conjuring up these horrible things?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oooo! Kippers. Just aded them to my store list.

 

[X]

Yikes… you guise want my good buddee dieded?

 

[Frood]

We all die, X.

 

[Jack]

you gave me the idea reggie. I forgot how much I liked them.

 

[X]

It’s true but man!

 

[X]

I like bless skinless mackerel in olive oil.

 

[X]

I like boneless skinless mackerel in olive oil.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I only get King Oscars, Jack. Them are the best.

 

[Frood]

I find dumb fucks dying badly very entertaining

 

[X]

I steal a can almoast everyday

 

[Frood]

I prefer shellfish.

 

[Frood]

Frozen mussel meat makes a quick garlic pasta feed in under ten minutes.

 

[Jack]

the brand im eating is Blue Hill Bay

 

[Jack]

They're smoked and in a white wine sauce

 

[Jack]

Delicious

 

[X]

Didn’t tell you guise I witnessed a young man get shot

 

[Frood]

In the eye?

 

[Jack]

when?

 

[X]

I videod it, when he was stumbling around after getting shot

 

[Jack]

omg

 

[Jack]

didhe died?

 

[X]

I was ubering and heard many gunshots and went towards them seen the car speed away and a young man was shot, I assisted him in calming him down cops came

 

[Jack]

good man

 

[X]

I didn’t say anything the day off because you PI hounds will know where I was

 

[X]

It’s what my PTSD really needed

 

[Jack]

we already know where you live

 

[Jack]

you posted a map of your address a while back

 

[X]

I was on tv, that’s another reason I didn’t say anything until the story faded