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I make my wife eat pineapple on pizza outside near the dog bowl. It's not allowed inside of the house and I won't kiss her for 24 hours.
 

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I remain resolute in my position that pineapple does belong on pizza. But only in the form of an Hawai'ian pizza. For general pizza purposes, no. But the Hawai'ian receives special dispensation. And only during the summer months. There's no good reason to eat an Hawai'ian pie outside the months of June through August. And even August is pushing it.