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[Lily]

No, I'm not quite old enough to have dinner at this time. Give it a decade or so

 

[Lily]

I must say, it's not what I expected.

 

[X]

LOL FUCK OFF!!

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Lily]

 

[Fredricka]

Like how many nipples does this guy have anyway,?

 

[X]

I used to be so handsome, it’s true what they say beauty fades

 

[Lily]

Well, I think I counted 3 boobs

 

[X]

Oh that’s my lucky third nipple

 

[Fredricka]

Nipples fade too? They shouldn't, n9t 0n a bloke

 

[X]

My phone is at 18% perhaps I should call it a day

 

[Lily]

Lucky? Aren't you constantly getting into some kind of wreck?

 

[Fredricka]

Third? He was like a female cat

 

[Lily]

lol

 

[Fredricka]

X charge ffs

 

[Lily]

Right? Plug it in

 

[X]

Yeah but that’s because lately I’m fucked

 

[Lily]

Charge or we

 

[X]

Today I didn’t even hear the sound of my own voice Cept in my head

 

[Fredricka]

Dont you have a power palck like usvposhoz

 

[Lily]

Charge or we'll be doomed to more conversations about appliance and sales on ribs at the supermarket.

 

[X]

I have a charger Freddy

 

[X]

Plugs into the fucking wall

 

[X]

Voila!!

 

[Fredricka]

Us poshos*

 

[Fredricka]

Sort yourself out, i w9nt have it

 

[X]

Freddy want me to rub your belly?

 

[Lily]

Charge or we'll be doomed to more conversations about appliance and sales on ribs at the supermarket.

 

[Fredricka]

If you want? Why are you gonna say im Buddha?

 

[X]

No