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[MANCID RILKO]

Old socks rolled together would make a vall

 

[Seamajor]

Yes but they never call it soccer

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Old socks rolled together would make a ball

 

[Seamajor]

Fucking A. A tin can works well

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They call it "futebol"

 

[Fredricka]

So you nick our sport Seamajor and then talk shit to us?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Pig's bladder

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I used to play it on paved streets

 

[Seamajor]

So WTF is your sport Fred?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

My toes scrapped beyond recognition

 

[MANCID RILKO]

That shit would make me cry during the bath, I'd swear I'd never play barefoot on the asphalt again

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Very next I was there again LOL

 

[Fredricka]

READ Seamajor

 

[Seamajor]

At anytime there are 5 beach volleyball or football pick games on the beach

 

[Seamajor]

@ 97 years old mine is surfing

 

[Fredricka]

Cornish invented surfing, another one you nicked

 

[Seamajor]

Try Hawaiians dummy. Sheesh

 

[Fredricka]

Hawaiians nicked it 9ff the cornish

 

[Fredricka]

Then claimed it as their own

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Polynesians invented surfing

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They used dinosaurs as boards

 

[Seamajor]

Is Cornish like a corn dog?

 

[Seamajor]

Yep big wooden boards

 

[Fredricka]

I dont accept that rancid, its cornish

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Big wooden boards made of dinosaurs

 

[Seamajor]

Why lie Fred?

 

[Fredricka]

No lie Seamajor, we invent everything good

 

[Fredricka]

U know this

 

[Seamajor]

 

[Fredricka]

What did costa ricka invent?