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[Fredricka]

When will u learn

 

[X]

YOU SHOOSHED HIM!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Shooshed?

 

[X]

That was pretty cool Frood, I’m gonna look for two barrels I love making fires there’s another reason too

 

[X]

Yes Freddy don’t play coy, you one foot shooshed him away

 

[Fredricka]

I did do the noise, to get him out my house

 

[X]

SEE!

 

[Fredricka]

Only gently though

 

[X]

That noise makes cats think imminent death is coming

 

[Fredricka]

He cant stay, im not here enough

 

[X]

There is no gentle death

 

[X]

No he doesn’t live with you he certainly can’t stay but he is to be welcomed

 

[Fredricka]

I wouldve picked him up but ibdont want to get scratched

 

[X]

Oh great!!!! now you’re gonna sully a great cats reputation and label him a scratcher

 

[X]

 

[Fredricka]

He would live here if i let him, hes far too comfy here

 

[Fredricka]

I dontvwant toxoplasmosis ty

 

[X]

No don’t let him he only wants to see your ass cats are sneaky fucks

 

[Fredricka]

Hes soo sneaky, running past me and going upstairs

 

[X]

Why would you get that disease?? You gonna play in the cats shit, maybe burgle a few terds??

 

[X]

Ewww Freddy!

 

[Fredricka]

X, he licks his ass, its all over him

 

[X]

No, you planned on play poo tag

 

[X]

Maybe also kiss the poo

 

[Fredricka]

No, just no

 

[X]

 

[X]

Don’t Freddy the cat will think you’re odd

 

[Fredricka]

The cat loves me, i dont kniw why

 

[X]

I miss JACK, I like his new clout

 

[Fredricka]

I do too