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[The Question]

Antibiotics won't do much for an insect bite, y'know. Those only work on bacterial infections, which isn't what you're dealing with. Get him to a medic.

 

[The Cuntess]

I got bactroban ointment for mine

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I think you couldn't wait tomorrow then

 

[The Cuntess]

This was 2 months ago

 

[MANCID RILKO]

When to Seek Immediate Medical Care: Severe symptoms: If the bite area is rapidly worsening, developing a blister or ulcer, or turning black (necrosis). Systemic symptoms: If you experience nausea, vomiting, fever, body aches, or difficulty breathing. Signs of infection: If the bite area becomes increasingly painful, red, swollen, or starts draining pus. Suspected complications: If you develop signs of a systemic reaction like jaundice, kidney failure, or seizures.

 

[X]

Ask @Jack cuntess, he knows everything

 

[The Question]

Wait, this bite happened two months ago? O_o

 

[Frood]

Depends on whether the spider was carrying bacteria. White tails here cause necrosis not so much from the bite but the anthrax variant they often pick up from the soil.

 

[X]

He’s been an invaluable source of information around here

 

[MANCID RILKO]

FFS Australian spiders have anthrax too?

 

[The Question]

Pretty sure Australian spiders have guns.

 

[Fredricka]

Im glad it doesn't bother u reggie ♡

 

[Frood]

Ground crawlers get it, Rancy

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Australia spiders could take over the world

 

[The Question]

If you ever see a Huntsman spider, don't ignore it, or the next thing you know it's, *click-click* "G'day, cunts!"

 

[Frood]

Huntsmans are great. They come in the house. We leave them be to eat the other spiders.

 

[Frood]

I had a Huntsman in my work cargo pants once for 3 or 4 hours. Couldn’t figure out what was scratching me and finally put my hand up the leg. Thought it was a piece of bubble gum but it was a big old fat huntsman....which bit my finger tips. I put him on a piece of paper and went to report a spider attack at H&S. Should have seen thosr old men and girls freak out. Lol

 

[Frood]

They wouldn't lodge the incident...so I let him go back into the workplace.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Huntsman spiders look like the wandering ones a bit

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I get a lot of wolf spiders

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They are harmless too

 

[Frood]

They're really placid unless you try to squeeze them.

 

[Frood]

We have wolf spiders... much more aggressive and they give you a headache.

 

[The Question]

Don't get old in Oz, or the Huntsman spiders will drag you off to an old folks' home that they run, where they feed you granola and make you watch 'I Love Lucy' reruns.

 

[Frood]

With the exception of funnel web spiders, they're all mostly harmless...except the bacteria. Snakes are more deadly...

 

[Frood]

Tiger, Brown, Red Bellied Black, Taipan, Death Adder.... they're very poisonous, especially the juveniles.

 

[The Cuntess]

I got a video visit in 30 minutes. I love Kaiser

 

[Frood]

If it happened two months ago, it sounds bacterial. But theyll be able to make a professional assessment.

 

[The Cuntess]

I got bit by a recluse years ago. I let it go and one day I woke up with it looking like my flesh was eaten. Scared the shit out of me

 

[The Cuntess]

My son’s bite just happened. Probably last night while he was asleep