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[The Associate]

And, yes, I have to rely on SSDI, despite the fact that I don't care for it even existing. Because principles = shit when you're starving. That doesn't mean I'm obligated to *like it* even if I do find myself situated such that I'm forced to subsist on it. I'd rather be independently wealthy and not need something I ethically object to.

 

[Adam]

You have that in common with Lily. Maybe you should both hook up?

 

[Adam]

 

[The Associate]

You've said nothing which affects me in the slightest.

 

[Adam]

Your kids would have been fucking mutants.

 

[Adam]

*shudders*

 

[Adam]

Well your behaviour illustrated the contrary.

 

[Lily]

I have children and I have grandchildren...you can't even keep a woman. Not long enough to marry, buy a home together...

 

[Adam]

Well your behaviour illustrates the contrary.

 

[The Prowler]

@Courier 6 posted a picture a while ago and said it was him....I thought he was kidding because the guy in the picture looked like a doofus. Like, an EXTREME doofus.

 

[The Associate]

Strictly speaking, everybody who took an mRNA shot is a mutant now.

 

[The Prowler]

Turns out it really was him....

 

[Lily]

All things I've done and at a young age in life.

 

[Adam]

Borrow some of Lily's OINKment Bwahaha

 

[Adam]

Yeah Prowler, he's a fucking mess.

 

[Lily]

Adam hasn't grown up yet

 

[The Associate]

I'd rather enjoy some lingonberry skyr. Delicious.

 

[Lily]

OOH, a lifeline...lmao

 

[Adam]

Like the sort of guy you'd snigger at or laugh with your missus at if you saw them in public.

 

[Lily]

He's stuck mentally at about 24

 

[Lily]

You don't have a missus

 

[Lily]

You're a loser.

 

[The Associate]

Well, that's generous.

 

[Adam]

Coper obviouly didn't bother taking care of his appearance

 

[Adam]

neither did Lily bwahah

 

[Adam]

yet another thing in common!

 

[Adam]

 

[The Prowler]

Lily is also divorced. Has declared bankrupcy. Is addicted to online message boards. And neglects her health.

 

[Lily]

And yet, still accomplished much more in life than you ever will.

 

[Adam]

Who says I don;t have a girl?