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[Reggie_Essent]

What a glorious dusk here. I was out on my patio watching my cat chase fireflies. It reminded me of the time years ago when I was out with my sprouts catching fireflies by the handful and putting them into a glass jar.

 

[realgrimm]

^^^ fuck that Id qalk over coals

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

People who have thin skin on their feet can get infested like that if they go to a farm and walk on places where livestock stays

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

People who have thin skin on their feet can get infested like that if they go to a farm and walk barefoot on places where livestock stays

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

When I was kid I'd get a couple every time I went to my aunt's farm

 

[realgrimm]

They should be easy to get rid of , couldnt you soak your feet in oil to smother them like ticks

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

You have to use a needle to do it

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

you dig around until you get them out

 

[realgrimm]

Trophy worthy after that

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

If you burst the egg sac, just use alcohol to kill it all and remove the rest

 

[realgrimm]

Mount them in a epitaph

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

If you do it correctly, you leave a nice little hole there and you can see where the flea got a tiny blood vessel to get a bit of blood

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I definitely ain't going to the jungle now, Rancy.

 

[realgrimm]

Do they engorge with blood

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

It doesn't hurt until the very moment in which you detach the flea from skin and you feel just a tiny sting

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

they don't store blood, no

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

those are ticks

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

These days when I get one I just pick it out with jackknife

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

These days when I get one I just pick it out with my jackknife

 

[realgrimm]

I used olive oil on my dog and it was flea corpse everywhere

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Reggie_Essent they give a nice itch when they're there, really

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That's how you know you have one

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

You scratch it but the itch doesn't go away and feels kinda nice

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That's how you one you got one

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That's how you know you got one

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Of course, you need to remove it immediately because if you don't, you'll end up with hundreds one tiny one feeding on you

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Hobos get them all over the body because they infest where they sleep

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Smart hobos won't bother with bathing, but they always check for bicho de pé (foot bug)

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Of course, you need to remove it immediately because if you don't, you'll end up with hundreds of them tiny one feeding on you

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Admin won't like that. He loves him some Hobos.