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[Seamajor]

Or was it an Israeli

 

[Adam]

What brand mobility scooter do you have Coper?

 

[Adam]

I wonder if it's as fast as Semen's

 

[The Associate]

Oh, mine's a Yomama 2025.

 

[Seamajor]

A surfboard dummy

 

[Adam]

 

[Seamajor]

Can you swim Scouse?

 

[The Associate]

She makes a real nice ham and cheese sammich, BTW.

 

[Adam]

Of course I can, I'm not a nigger.

 

[Seamajor]

You’re killin Ass Blaster

 

[Adam]

Coper has been googling jokes again, bless him.

 

[The Associate]

Oddest thing, she does complain a bit that it isn't 'halal' now and then, but I don't let her beg off on that account.

 

[Seamajor]

Not what your pay check indicates

 

[Admin.]

Tom Homan is reportedly experiencing family separation and I was not prepared for this much irony today. - Meacham

 

[Lily]

Did his wife file for divorce?

 

[Seamajor]

Weegs hero

 

[Adam]

Leave Weeg alone Semen you bully.

 

[Adam]

 

[Seamajor]

Shave your sac today

 

[Seamajor]

The fellas like it shaved

 

[Admin.]

Tom and his wife are living separately for safety reasons, he said with a straight face.

 

[jack]

gross. Why would you shave your balls?

 

[jack]

thats disgusting

 

[Adam]

LOL what? It's more hygienic.

 

[Adam]

Pubes are pointless

 

[jack]

wife would fucking kill me

 

[Adam]

Women prefer it trust.

 

[The Associate]

Yeah, Homan is protecting his wife. Imagine that.

 

[jack]

she's think I was banging someone else

 

[jack]

she'd think I was banging someone else