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[Seamajor]

Pubes are pointless. Classic Scouse

 

[Adam]

Armpit hair is another one, nasty shit.

 

[Seamajor]

Might as well get your legs

 

[Admin.]

Why does Tom have to protect his wife, is he doing something unpopular?

 

[Adam]

No, Semen. We've already been through this. Thats going too far

 

[jack]

who's Tom?

 

[The Associate]

Maybe because pro-invasion Commie dicksniffers are an issue.

 

[jack]

well fuck him if he cant take a joke

 

[Seamajor]

I’m sorry Scouse. I’ll go easier

 

[jack]

I have never shaved anything but me head and never will

 

[jack]

I have never shaved anything but my head and never will

 

[Adam]

Very funny. I meant with the male grooming routine.

 

[Adam]

I've seen your pics Semen, you definitely shave your legs.

 

[Adam]

There's no fucking hair on them

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[jack]

I have a lot of body hair, but literally none on my legs

 

[Adam]

i'm the opposite, have hair on my legs but basically zero on my chest.

 

[Admin.]

Is the invasion in your room now?

 

[Adam]

Which I am fine with. I don't like hairy chests.

 

[jack]

genetics are always weird

 

[Adam]

yup, glad my hair is holding up though, I have school friends now who are basically bald.

 

[jack]

I think the invasion is in your mouth. Everyone's coming.

 

[Adam]

My best mate is grey all over and has to dye his hair

 

[Adam]

He's only 41

 

[Adam]

ageing is no joke.

 

[Alticus]

@Jack lol@avatar

 

[The Associate]

That's a bit young to get snow on the dome.

 

[jack]

@Alticus you're always an ispiration

 

[jack]

@Alticus you're always an inspiration

 

[Adam]

His dad went grey early too