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[Fredricka]

Does jack think X is going on a bike ride with him?

 

[jack]

poor thing. dont be jealous

 

[X]

Dude you ride an electric bike have rolls like a fucking bakery and you’re 78 how the FUCK are you beating ME

 

[jack]

easily

 

[jack]

you could never keep up with me

 

[X]

Google my crank and sprocket ratio JACK good luck peddling it

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

google mine doofus

 

[jack]

i'd kick your ass on a trail ride any fucking day

 

[jack]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[X]

Now if I were a lazy senile senior citizen I’d slap a battery on it and come on the webs and. Rag how an electric bike can beat a regular bike Abahahahahahahahah

 

[jack]

oh dear, here comes the deflection train again

 

[X]

Yes I suppose you would, I’m kind to the elderly and would let you win

 

[X]

 

[jack]

well thanks. I'd treat you to a blunt and a beer for being so nice to me after.

 

[X]

If you’re so nimble how come your fat @Jack

 

[jack]

I'm not fat. I actually put 20 pounds of muscle on since feb

 

[X]

I don’t smoke blunts, that shit in for young people

 

[jack]

well however you do it I'd treat you

 

[jack]

but you'd have to "let me win"

 

[X]

Did that not influence your wife to get in shape?

 

[jack]

she's in pretty good shape. she had a medical even a few years back that she's still dealing with

 

[X]

I really can’t believe ubereats is this slow today

 

[jack]

she's in pretty good shape. she had a medical event a few years back that she's still dealing with

 

[X]

Oh, nobody wants to make fun of medical shit

 

[X]

But whoever’s in that pic

 

[X]

My bike has rapid fire XTR shifters late 90s fucking things are deadly all you hear is click click click never fails

 

[jack]

must be a blast to ride

 

[X]

When I was younger, I was a piston

 

[X]

Now I fight through it to appear as tho I can Abahahahahahahahha