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[X]

Someone tol’ me you boink pidgens

 

[X]

And poo standing up

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, I boink supermodels.

 

[X]

Like Frood!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And poo while humping.

 

[X]

Oh, supermodels huh?

 

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You lie Alticus

 

[X]

I still say that’s you in there

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'm Alticus? No, I'm Bastard Factory. Get it straight.

 

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Where’s @Jack ?? getting his 12 hours of beauty sleep or else I’ve heard he’s a wreck, CALL THE TOE TRUCK!!!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

It would have to be a pretty big toe if it needs a truck.

 

[X]

Man he got piled on today, Fredericka is a premium beAST LOL and then Alticus calls JACK a sissy for no reason hahahaa what could he do he took it like a man that throws his wife under the bus LOL

 

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Alticus is a premium swiNE to leave his man out there on the battlefield and lob grenades at em BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

So it was basically a normal Sunday around here.

 

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@Jack yoive earned some top respect from X today lol

 

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What’s a wife for if not to throw her under a bus?

 

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lol

 

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I’m gonna change my name Mel Sharples

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, change it to Vic Tayback.

 

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[X]

I was gonna do Colt Seevers

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'll change my name to Henry Beesmayer

 

[X]

He was a faggot no wonder

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[X]

Colt is a man’s name, strong and free

 

[X]

Being named Henry destines you to a life of eating wiener

 

[X]

You like my av? I do

 

[X]

Jack gave it to me

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Your av is ghey.