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[jack]

anyone read those two books?

 

[The Associate]

I wouldn't work with Danny Frood, either. Whomever that is.

 

[Frood]

Dog walking for the BF Rich and Fabulous

 

[Frood]

You can all get your bile fix, and it would be entertaining to read

 

[Fredricka]

Ignore didnt last long did it, danny has no staying power

 

[Fredricka]

No jack

 

[jack]

what do you take with your cup of bile Frood? Pepper? Dessicated Liver?

 

[jack]

Frood just made me remember them.

 

[Frood]

Jack Daniels....with bile ice cubes

 

[jack]

So then when you stand up to poop and it's white what do you do?

 

[Frood]

Reach into the toilet and snap its neck before it wakes up and attacks me.

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Frood]

I once pooped a white loggage. It was from one of those heavy barium shakes they give you in hospital. Weighed so much it chipped the porcelaine and wouldn't flush. Reached in with a shopping bag and plucked that lead weighted great white turd... and put it in tge recycling bin.

 

[Frood]

Hey, it was metal....

 

[Frood]

Would have made a great fishing downrigger...

 

[jack]

You need to write a book Frood "Great Shits I Have Taken"

 

[jack]

@Fredricka you so quiet?

 

[jack]

I won't bite anymore. I promise

 

[Frood]

I've got some stories. Underwater shitting is a specialty

 

[Fredricka]

Just busy jack

 

[Fredricka]

Busy plotting dannys demise

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[jack]

He and I trolled someone with a story I storyboarded and he wrote "The Lady In The Bsement"

 

[Fredricka]

Youre going down dan

 

[The Associate]

And back into the cornfield it goes.

 

[jack]

**Basement. I paid him for it and TK went batshit over it. One of our best trolls

 

[The Associate]

Had that bish HOWWWWWWLING with outrage! :D

 

[Fredricka]

Send me a link for it jack

 

[Fredricka]

In ths cornfield, out the cornfield, make your mind up dan

 

[jack]

oh fuck I'd have to dig deep to find it, but it is in the Tea Room Archives. You remember when we did that C6?