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[Adam]

I wAs oNly j0kInG!!!!

 

[Adam]

I bet Lily looks comical as a drill instructor

 

[Adam]

"Alright maggots, rouse yourselves! It's time to save my honour!"

 

[Fredricka]

Drop and give lily 20, 5 for you admin, youre too puny

 

[Adam]

"Left, right, left, riiii-aaaaacckkkkk, wait.... I'm , out... of... breath....

 

[Adam]

"Left, right, left, riiii-aaaaacckkkkk, wait.... I'm , out... of... breath...."

 

[Fredricka]

Seamajor can do just the 1

 

[Adam]

Lily must have retired to the refreshment tent.

 

[Adam]

 

[Fredricka]

Savd some gruel for your troop lily

 

[Adam]

Semen gets out of breath thinking about a push-up.

 

[Adam]

Gruel LOL

 

[Admin.]

OMG Ferd Reeker cracked the PM caper wide Open, Lily fire up the Dodge Neon and let’s GTFO of here!

 

[Adam]

even the word is horrible.

 

[Fredricka]

Yes admin, youre busted

 

[Adam]

Admin can you wear appropriate attire next time please.

 

[Adam]

Bright yellow hot pants are not acceptable.

 

[Lily]

Yes, admin it takes almost nothing to wind them up

 

[Fredricka]

At least theres no bollock hanging out adam

 

[Adam]

Yeah, Admin's got chopped years ago.

 

[Adam]

How was the gruel Lily?

 

[Fredricka]

Just dont eat anything out of the jars if you go round admins house

 

[Admin.]

Oh Hai Pee Wee Hitler how’s your “Action Figure” addiction treatment working out for you?

 

[Lily]

It's been 20 minutes...let's see hiw long this goes on...lmao

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

It's been 20 minutes...let's see how long this goes on...lmao

 

[Adam]

You haven't been out marching for 20 mins... come on Lily, pull your finger out and put that bowl down.

 

[Admin.]

Faerie Anne, tell us some more dicks in jar stories!

 

[Admin.]

And what inspired you to write such fantasies?

 

[Fredricka]

Admin says, turn me on adam, whisper me zweet nothings