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[LotusBud]

Haha. Oh, well.

 

[LotusBud]

There are far more Eng;ish p[eople here than there are Americans/ I'm starting to say shit like "Where did you go to university?"

 

[Frood]

Beware of the windscreen, Lotus...

 

[Lily]

Why do the English say "snog" for kiss? Where does that come from? It sounds like something that comes out of your nose when you have Covid.

 

[LotusBud]

And "Is he in hospital?"

 

[Fredricka]

Dont u say hospital?

 

[Frood]

The hospital, Fred... alwaye with a the

 

[LotusBud]

We say "the hospital." Always "the" first.

 

[Fredricka]

I see, we like to talk quick i guess, before someone else butts in

 

[Frood]

These chicken skewers are cooking up grouse...

 

[LotusBud]

nd motorway. The English people were sking me what we call a motorway the other day. I couldn'y fricking remember.

 

[Lily]

Do you mean "freeway" or "highway"?

 

[Frood]

Highway, interstate, tollway, turnpike, freeway

 

[LotusBud]

That's what I wasn't sure. At first I said "Highway," then I remembered it's a "freeway" in California. I only knoq one other person from Califronia here.

 

[Lily]

I would think that there would be more Californian's there because of the climate in Portugal.

 

[LotusBud]

Reakky, not in my experience. I know more people from the East coast and the South. And places like Washington and Montana..

 

[LotusBud]

Really, not in my experience. I know more people from the East coast and the South. And places like Washington and Montana..

 

[Lily]

I meant that would be my expectation. Maybe Californian expats go to Mexico instead.

 

[Frood]

Texas, Florida, and Tennessee.. Californians like fucking up other US states.

 

[LotusBud]

Probably far more in the Americas. There are lots of people here from the Eastern seaboard, and a lot of Portuguese people emigrated to the East Coast of the US. They're all over Connecticut and New Jersey.

 

[LotusBud]

But of course, the number 1 immigrant population here is Brazilian, followed by people from the African countries that Portugal colonized. Then Englisn.

 

[Lily]

Makes sense.

 

[The Prowler]

I thought people loved California....? Why leave?

 

[Frood]

Because they ruined it and want to spread the destruction, Prowler.

 

[Scooter]

Sorry about that @Scooter

You only did it twice. Lotusbud got The Wrench two times today. Fucking dingbat.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Good evening everyone. Why is Miss @LotusBud ragging on the Brits? They can't help it they live in Hobbit Holes and have two breakfastes every day.

 

[X]

You only did it twice. Lotusbud got The Wrench two times today. Fucking dingbat.

lmfao!! Thanks bud

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm going to get in my car, turn on the AC, hook up my Sporify and listen to music while I dr9ve to the supermarket in this 2nd world country, knowing on the way I will not encounter anyone brandishing a gun od starting a fight in a traffic jam. No one will pick my pocket, and there won't be any issues when I use my cards because tech security is so much better in this 2nd world country than it is in the US. When I get back to my air ocnditioned home, we'll have dinner and then maybe watch some movies on HBO Portugal using out fiber optic connection in this small village. Jaelous, @Reggie_Essent?

Have you been taking lesson from @The Prowler ?

Poast receipts!

 

[Frood]

Americans often have 3 breakfasts.... (in one sitting).

 

[Scooter]

Have you been taking lesson from @The Prowler ?

Poast receipts!

That Lotusbud quote was posted three times in this thread and I gave her The Wrench for it.