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[Alticus]

I've never heard of man who turns down a hand job is what I'm saying.

 

[Frood]

I'm not interested in getting wanked off on a table by a pseudo prostitute

 

[Seamajor]

Most whores would find you distasteful

 

[Alticus]

A man has needs Froodster.

 

[Frood]

Shush, Senilemajorly

 

[Frood]

There are way better routes to go in order to fulfill those needs

 

[Alticus]

What's better than a free handjob?

 

[X]

Does Steve know you’re gonna sfiFF him for payment @Alticus

 

[X]

Quite rood, maybe he needs rent

 

[Alticus]

Who the hell is Steve?

 

[X]

Hmmm, you tell us big boy

 

[Alticus]

Give it up X. I'm not playing along with that weak troll.

 

[X]

 

[Alticus]

Posting an image of you and your lover won't change my mind.

 

[Jack]

Cute avi X

 

[X]

I wasn’t aware no was trying to change your mind

 

[X]

He’s a cute kitty huh JACK I wanna squish him all up

 

[Jack]

Looks like a cuddlebug. Really cute

 

[X]

His face is screaming squish me X

 

[Alticus]

@Jack What did you mean by "speaking of happy endings"?

 

[X]

lol

 

[X]

Did you guys know I’m retarded

 

[X]

Gotta be!!

 

[Alticus]

I know what happy endings are X. I'm just curious to know how he meant it.

 

[X]

LOL Whoze talking to you Alticus geeez don’t flatter yourself

 

[X]

I was stating that I’m retarded

 

[X]

I have a fucking greybeard hair!!!! Sunnnofabitch!!!!!!

 

[X]

wtf spellcheck FUCK OFF!!

 

[X]

*** a grey arm hair

 

[X]

Fuck I’m old