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[jack]

The only problem with big asses is the swiss cheese effect

 

[jack]

you can almost get your fingetips in the pock marks

 

[jack]

especially when they're fat and in their 50's

 

[Lily]

I've never had one complaint. But then, I've only ever been with real men.

 

[jack]

Kind of like a lumpy set of bowling balls.

 

[Adam]

Lily acting like she's had sex in the last 10 yrs Lmao

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Lily]

I have a partner, Adam. I can keep them for many years. Can you say that?

 

[Lily]

NO

 

[jack]

Yeah, he's an adipophiliac

 

[jack]

 

[Admin.]

Cosplay Cuck has openly lamented several times that he rarely gets a second date with anyone.

 

[Lily]

He is a better man than you. He doesn't kiss ass, EVER.

 

[jack]

explain to your kids how you want to date your massage therapist, cringey

 

[Lily]

He's smarter than you, by a factor of 10, easily

 

[Lily]

He's taller than you.

 

[Admin.]

Jack, just ask Cuck Hitler if he’d like to come to your place for a drink.

 

[jack]

He doesn't dare with bitch goddess ruling the roost.

 

[Lily]

And I daresay, a lot better looking.

 

[jack]

Are you kidding. You'd sit on him and that would be that.

 

[jack]

Since you have no idea what I look like, keep pissing in the wind, bitch.

 

[Lily]

I don't rule the roost. We're a couple, stop projecting your relationship onto me.

 

[jack]

blablabla. Make it up as you go along.

 

[Lily]

I can tell by your hands that you're pasty af with swelling, it says a lot

 

[jack]

what number is he anyway, 2 or 3?

 

[jack]

4?

 

[Lily]

Pardon?

 

[X]

“ explain to your kids how you want to date your massage therapist, cringey”. SERIOUSLY!!!! you’re the site pervert day after day you cringey cock licker BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[jack]

how many "partners" have you had, besides your husband.

 

[Lily]

Long term relationship? Oh, 2