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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Lily]

You can't make this up!

 

[Lily]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Is the meltdown over?

 

[jack]

I dont know, I was playing some music

 

[Fredricka]

No larry, lilys still going, probably an all nighter

 

[The Associate]

The meltdown here is eternal. Makes Chernobyl out a piker.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Luckily, I have plenty of beer.

 

[Lily]

I'm not the one starting wars with my "friends" Fredricka...so go suck a dick.

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily has no friends.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Frood has enemas.

 

[Lily]

Correction: Lily doesn't have shitty "friends"

 

[Lily]

lol @Larry Loungelizard

 

[Fredricka]

Nor me "lily" and dont tell me what to do, ill suck a dick on my own terms and in my own time ty

 

[Lily]

It was a mere suggestion, no need to get in a snit about it

 

[Fredricka]

It seemed more like an order lily, i will not take orders from even you, my forum sister

 

[Lily]

Your perception is skewed. Probably from all the cocks you suck...poking your brain and such.

 

[Fredricka]

I dont believe thats a thing lily

 

[Lily]

It absolutely is...

 

[X]

So umm not to bring up the obvious but how come my dick wasn’t sucked?

 

[Frood]

 

[X]

And how come Freddy traolled Jack to fight all alone with no help

 

[Lily]

Jack got in there first

 

[Frood]

Oink?

 

[Lily]

Because she's sneaky like that, X.

 

[X]

I watched quietly while her and prowler needled him

 

[Fredricka]

Youre very far away X

 

[X]

I was sitting on the bench

 

[Frood]

Dire Straits?

 

[Fredricka]

I remember it very differently X, im absolutely sure you instigated this