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[Seamajor]

Don’t worry be happy. Right Reggie?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fucken Aye, Seaboobies.

 

[Seamajor]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I drove out to a little town 20 miles away to have a chilidog and a root beer float at this cool little place.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It was a nice afternoon for a bit of a drive.

 

[Seamajor]

Whoa

 

[Seamajor]

Solo amigo?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why is it the ketchup in those red plastic squeeze bottles in those little places taste so much better than regular ketchup out of you fridge?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No, I went with my daughter. She like to make sure her old man get out of the house and fed once in a while.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No, I went with my daughter. She like to make sure her old man gets out of the house and fed once in a while.

 

[Lily]

I don't like cold ketchup either.

 

[Lily]

That's a nice outing with your daughter.

 

[Seamajor]

I never liked it

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yeah, she's a good one, Lily. I give her mother all the credit, of course.

 

[Lily]

ketchup @Seamajor

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Who doesn't like ketchup? WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Seamajor]

Yeah. Dislike it

 

[Lily]

Reggie.

 

[Lily]

I only like ketchup with french fries, hash browns...

 

[The Question]

Ketchup is a tomato smoothie.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

OK. That's weird, but we're all a little weird.

 

[Lily]

I don't put it on anything else

 

[Seamajor]

Cheap tomato sauce

 

[The Question]

Well, if tomatoes are a fruit (and taxonomically, they are)...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

A few dashes of kethcup on top makes the hash browns, for sure.

 

[The Question]

I prefer sriracha, but to each his own.

 

[Lily]

But only mustard and relish on an American style hot dog, no ketchup.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I like to mix them up with over easy egg goop too.

 

[The Question]

Well, the yolk's on you!

 

[Seamajor]

Usually is