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[The Question]

Shhh, Shamu.

 

[Frood]

Stop doing what? Pointing out that Fat Lily has to pay double fare and sit in a centre seat to balance the flight?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Lily]

Yeah, NO.

 

[Frood]

Seaboobs must be back.... there's screen dandruff.

 

[Scooter]

Seaboobs must be back.... there's screen dandruff.

Was there supposed to be a meteor shower? Somebody said something to me about that.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Was there supposed to be a meteor shower? Somebody said something to me about that.

The Perseids.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

It's not his foot, dumb fucking cunt.

No one asked you 3 chamber belly.

 

[Seamajor]

Ovulating, half drunk and outa smokes is how some live. I couldn’t wouldn’t live like that. Must suck hard

 

[Seamajor]

Add in existing in doubt of one gender doesn’t help

 

[Frood]

So why don't you kill yourself?

 

[Seamajor]

Why? I’m not stuck broke stupid and always outta smokes. Who lives like that?

 

[Frood]

The IRS is about to bankrupt you for nearly 3 decades of loose finances . At least you’ll get anally dogged in prison

 

[Weeg]

F yeah !!! MAGA!!

 

[Weeg]

@George from Pizza Hut lets party!!

 

[Weeg]

MAGA is forever!!

 

[Fredricka]

How did Cockeye6 not see that admins back? Oh....right

 

[Jack]

Morning @LotusBud

 

[No One]

Good morning @Jack , @LotusBud , @wizer

 

[Jack]

Morning @No One

 

[LotusBud]

Bom dia, @Jack.

 

[LotusBud]

Bom dia, @No One.

 

[Fredricka]

You stopped crying then @Jack ?

 

[Jack]

How's it going @LotusBud

 

[Fredricka]

Lol

 

[Jack]

Why respond to bullshit like that @Fredricka ?

 

[Fredricka]

What?

 

[Jack]

Did I stutter?

 

[LotusBud]

Had a loooooong day yesterday dealing with car issues. Word to the wise: Do not have issues with your car in Portugal in August. Everyone and their uncle and aunt takes their cars in in August, and half the mechanics are on holiday.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack, you can apologise now