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[X]

Toob steak?

 

[The Associate]

That didn't last long, did it>

 

[The Associate]

That didn't last long, did it.

 

[X]

You ate it all already?

 

[X]

 

[The Associate]

See, I'm not an asshole unless you're an asshole. You asked what was up, I answered lunch, and then... you couldn't help but go asshole.

 

[X]

Oh ffs

 

[X]

Yesterday I found JACKs story about shoplifting funny because if you call a cop here for such a minor infraction they’d punch you out

 

[The Associate]

That's why I recommend just shooting shoplifters. Don't call the cops -- just shoot the motherfucker.

 

[X]

All the time and effort for a measly guaranteed under $100

 

[The Associate]

Exactly. Why waste the time and effort. Just blow the bitch's brains out. Guarantee they stop pulling that shit.

 

[X]

Yeah that’s why I say arm shoplifters — shoot bad artists deaD

 

[X]

I wanted to say pervert but didn’t I hope you noticed

 

[X]

 

[The Associate]

No 'eek'ing and 'ook'ing, no bouncing around waving their arms like excited chimpanzees -- just body disposal.

 

[X]

Dude, with your reach it’ll a take a week to draw a weapon, you’d be ventilated in no time flat

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[X]

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[X]

That’s the new favourite cat @Courier 6

 

[The Associate]

Study that until you get it.

 

[X]

I tried got bored and left

 

[The Associate]

You should really sell me on that 'left' part. By leaving.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Puddy Cat!!

 

[X]

Why are you trying to hurt my feelings?

 

[The Associate]

I'm sure he'll neglect that one until it dies, too.

 

[X]

Does he look neglected?

 

[X]

You could only dream of the attention he gets

 

[X]

Plus I have 14 moar meh

 

[The Associate]

Yeah, I can see how much attention you're paying to the cat while you chatter incessantly on here.

 

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