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[Fredricka]

This guy never stops does he

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

If them dildos got alcohol, then yes

 

[Jack]

Yes I'm running a special on Elderberry dildos filled with the alcohol of your choice.

 

[Jack]

Barr Hill gin is amazing, I suggest that, only 74.99 US plus tax and shipping

 

[Jack]

batteries not included

 

[Fredricka]

Ollie is a very happy man right now, cock a hoop even

 

[Frood]

I'm 63 years young.

 

[Fredricka]

Bollox u are frood

 

[Frood]

Don't hate me because I'm old and beautiful. Maybe it's Maybelline...

 

[Frood]

Ask Flea. She's seen my sloppy old man balls. Old man balls don't lie.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© Pervo, have you finally gotten to changing and washing your underwear?

I know you like to sniff the dirty ones only, Flynnlthy

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Why is everyone putting dogs in their avs? Copycats!

 

[Frood]

Meow

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

bahahah

 

[Admin.]

Now look what they started

 

[Fredricka]

Mines the cutest

 

[Fredricka]

My real dog won the races too

 

[Fredricka]

Frood, i will ask flea

 

[Fredricka]

C6 is having trouble thinking of a suitable dad joke

 

[Frood]

My dog tried to kill a weird or creepy dude she met for the 1st time and who we tolerate. He just walked up and she almost grew vampire bat wings.

 

[Frood]

She just sensed him.

 

[Seamajor]

Frank?

 

[Seamajor]

Dogs love me. They know my vibe is positive

 

[Fredrick]

Don't get too sick! You might end up...

 

[Fredrick]

Believe I'd rather be in the...

 

[Frood]

My dog would strangle Seaboobs to death then jump out in front of a road grader to get the corduroy and tweed coat taste out of her mouth.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Thank you for that charming mental image, Frood.

 

[Fredrick]

Or maybe we'd rather be on...

 

[X]

 

[Fredrick]

Time to get a bit piratey.