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[The Associate]

 

[Fredricka]

Or momths or years

 

[Fredricka]

Uve had a lifetime, boomer, get over the u's

 

[The Associate]

 

[The Cuntess]

Aww BF ain’t right. Putting me in the same color as Seamajor

 

[Fredricka]

Hahaha

 

[Fredricka]

Id feel wrong too

 

[The Cuntess]

What did I do to deserve that

 

[Fredricka]

Larryloungelizard too, i dont know what to say

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh geez

 

[Weeg]

Cracker Barrel is dead to me and momma!!!!

 

[Weeg]

Hi Fredrika!

 

[Weeg]

Hi Countesss!

 

[Seamajor]

Sorry Flea. You live in Californias well known ghetto. Just another fool who can’t escape it. I’m sorry

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Your attention please. California will sink into the Pacific in 2030. That is all.

 

[The Associate]

How do we move that timetable along?

 

[The Associate]

I feel like Maynard made a prediction way back when, and I'd hate to see him pass without it coming true, y'see.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Maynard G. Krebs?

 

[The Associate]

James Maynard Keenan. The Prime Maynard, y'might say.

 

[Admin.]

The singer guy from Tool?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Nope, Krebs RULZ ALL!!! End of.

 

[The Associate]

That's the one. The... UltiMaynard?

 

[The Associate]

Put 'em together and they form MechaMaynard.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Seamajor]

California is the center of the universe

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, the center of the universe is located about five miles from Peoria, Illinois.

 

[Seamajor]

I won’t argue. To each his own

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I was just kidding, Seamajor.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

BEARS WIN!