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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I put lights in the attic to keep them away

 

[jack]

that critter is cute

 

[The Associate]

FURD, O my FURD, where art thou, FURD!

 

[Fredricka]

"My furd" ? I dont think so

 

[The Associate]

O my dainty and delicate New Delhi damsel! How I long to run my clumsy, sausage-like fingers through your stringy, greasy locks! What joy it is to gaze in awe upon your facial warts, imagining them as constellations in the very heavens!

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[The Associate]

Where the layman and the oaf see facial hair upon your dewy upper lip, I see deep and mystical jungles wherein lie the most fabulous of treasures! (Especially right under your nostrils!)

 

[Fredricka]

Where have you nicked these lines from? They suck, steal better

 

[The Associate]

And how delightfully your bosoms do dangle, depending to and fro like magnificent sausages! Fancy a round of tetherball?

 

[jack]

That "LOL" was for your "My Furd" I dont think so post. He just snuck that in first

 

[The Associate]

I'm sneaky like that!

 

[jack]

@Fredricka

 

[Fredricka]

Really jack

 

[jack]

yes, really Fred

 

[jack]

He's being a degenerate to you. I don't approve

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Who's tits is C^ going on about?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Who's tits is C6 going on about?

 

[jack]

ask him

 

[Fredricka]

Well i took back the devil finger jic jack

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I scrolled back a little. So Fred has nice tits, huh?

 

[The Associate]

Maybe my wooing was too subtle.

 

[jack]

you guys obviously havent been with a real woman in a while judging by this locker room bullshit

 

[Fredricka]

Its ok jack, the more c6 tries the more rainbows he gets

 

[The Associate]

That's the point. *Duh.*

 

[Fredricka]

He has to pretend it doesnt bother him, but late at night he cries

 

[Reggie_Essent]

There's a locker room here? Don't tell Adminge.

 

[The Associate]

Envelop me in the sweet garlicky musk of your B.O., my dear sweet Furd, while I use a spoon to play sweet melodies on your yellowed snaggle teeth!

 

[Fredricka]

I wont give reggie rainbows though, its just pure favourtism

 

[The Associate]

You and I shall enliven the dank environs of your armies of headlice, and set them to dancing merrily upon thy crusty scalp!