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[jack]

Pouring

 

[jack]

It's like the red tide.

 

[Fredricka]

I dont think hell get over this for some time

 

[Fredricka]

Lilys just abandoned him too

 

[Fredricka]

All he has is holiday and Seamajor

 

[jack]

He only has semen to back him up this morning, and the occasional drive by by X, who's camping in a tent in the rain in his backyard.

 

[The Associate]

What's the NYEWZ?

 

[Fredricka]

Its not breaking news but nobody wants you here, jog on, wank sock

 

[The Associate]

You say the sweetest things to me, my Paki pet!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hello Everyone. Why is Adminge tantruming all over the SB? Is he mad because of all the bad press for Trannies today?

 

[jack]

I think someone pulled out a little roughly. Something.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Those damned Hobos! They're supposed to be gentle on the old Troon.

 

[The Associate]

It's like he woke up on the wrong side of his cellmate...

 

[No One]

Fredericka changed her voat and that ostensibly set him off

 

[Seamajor]

Morning Reggie.

 

[Seamajor]

Hobos?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey SeaSlopey. Are you home from CR yet or are you still hiding the orphan manacles?

 

[jack]

 

[Seamajor]

What’s Jack laughing at?

 

[Seamajor]

How was your box last night Reggie

 

[Seamajor]

Winter is nearing. Maybe you can check into a shelter

 

[Seamajor]

Move in with Jack and his lovely wife

 

[jack]

What a weird fucker you are semen

 

[jack]

Go jerk off on Frood and get it out of your system already

 

[Seamajor]

How so Jack.

 

[jack]

Use one of your hands, moron.

 

[Seamajor]

Frood the wannabe Dood? A sacred ally

 

[Seamajor]

She’s got Frank.

 

[jack]

And you as well.

 

[jack]

hahahahahaha.