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[Alticus]

I'd pity the poor inmate who decided to hog all of the egg rolls.

 

[Admin.]

@THROB Did you happen to bump into Flea’s husband in lock up?

 

[Fredrick]

@THROB Possession of what?

 

[Weeg]

Possession of a bag of DICKS!

 

[Fredrick]

Hush, Caillou.

 

[Weeg]

No god dam it!!!!!

 

[Fredrick]

HUSH, I SAID, OR I'LL SIC THE DOGS ON YOU!

 

[Jack]

LOL afternoon bastards

 

[Fredrick]

By "the dogs" I mean the Spice Girls. Wrinkly flappy old titties ALL IN YO' FACE!

 

[Fredrick]

Yo @Jack

 

[Fredrick]

Man, some of them ASMR broads on Youtube are O_O

 

[Jack]

Mirah started an ASMR thread in The Badlands.

 

[Jack]

She's kind of like @BeckyNix in some ways

 

[Fredrick]

Dem tittehz tho

 

[Fredrick]

Not sure about that cheezeh '70s muzak, but the visuals make up for it.

 

[Jack]

LOL That's weird shit.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Titties?

 

[Fredrick]

Tittehz!

 

[Weeg]

No not the dogs!!!!!!

 

[Fredrick]

Well, real nice cleavage, anyhow.

 

[Jack]

what the fuck is that fur covered thing?

 

[Fredrick]

Microphone.

 

[Jack]

Jesus

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Too goofy I had to click off.

 

[Fredrick]

Some of these ASMR hoorz like to cover their mics in furry shit so they can run their fingers through it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What's ASMR?

 

[Jack]

omg she's rubbing it, don't let admin see that shit

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I know what hoors are, :)

 

[Fredrick]

Or X. It's vaguely hereo-erotic, he'll spazz TF out.

 

[Jack]

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