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[Alticus]

I'd pity the poor inmate who decided to hog all of the egg rolls.

 

[Admin.]

@THROB Did you happen to bump into Flea’s husband in lock up?

 

[HeadOn!]

@THROB Possession of what?

 

[Weeg]

Possession of a bag of DICKS!

 

[HeadOn!]

Hush, Caillou.

 

[Weeg]

No god dam it!!!!!

 

[HeadOn!]

HUSH, I SAID, OR I'LL SIC THE DOGS ON YOU!

 

[jack]

LOL afternoon bastards

 

[HeadOn!]

By "the dogs" I mean the Spice Girls. Wrinkly flappy old titties ALL IN YO' FACE!

 

[HeadOn!]

Yo @Jack

 

[HeadOn!]

Man, some of them ASMR broads on Youtube are O_O

 

[jack]

Mirah started an ASMR thread in The Badlands.

 

[jack]

She's kind of like @BeckyNix in some ways

 

[HeadOn!]

Dem tittehz tho

 

[HeadOn!]

Not sure about that cheezeh '70s muzak, but the visuals make up for it.

 

[jack]

LOL That's weird shit.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Titties?

 

[HeadOn!]

Tittehz!

 

[Weeg]

No not the dogs!!!!!!

 

[HeadOn!]

Well, real nice cleavage, anyhow.

 

[jack]

what the fuck is that fur covered thing?

 

[HeadOn!]

Microphone.

 

[jack]

Jesus

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Too goofy I had to click off.

 

[HeadOn!]

Some of these ASMR hoorz like to cover their mics in furry shit so they can run their fingers through it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What's ASMR?

 

[jack]

omg she's rubbing it, don't let admin see that shit

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I know what hoors are, :)

 

[HeadOn!]

Or X. It's vaguely hereo-erotic, he'll spazz TF out.

 

[jack]

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