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Freud is a frail 64 year old man living on blister packs and charity food parcels in downtown Melbourne. He only has an internet connection because his niece who is nice that way, pays his broadband bill, and his subscriptions to 4chan and MumsNet.
 
I’ve slowed the last 3 weeks and it’s killing me but I must endure I’ve smoked a gram a day for 40 years
 
Good for you sir! I’ve quit drinking for the last 13 years but started a few beers a week since a close death has rattled me