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[Lily]

Sure, @Alticus...you're right. But then it means they dump him for just being Adam. lmao

 

[Adam Hitler]

I wasn't aware I had been dumped? *checks phone*

 

[Alticus]

lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

yes yes, I'm horrible etc

 

[Adam Hitler]

good job I'm good looking because my personality is AWFUL!

 

[Alticus]

@Lily Can't win either way. lol

 

[Lily]

I don't know that you're horrible, per se. But you are fuckin' dumb. That's a turnoff for most women with brains.

 

[Lily]

It's why you're single in middle-age.

 

[Lily]

Nope, @Alticus. He has no way to win with women.

 

[Alticus]

 

[Lily]

Well, on that amused note...I'm off to nap. Quite a bit to do later. Toodles.

 

[Alticus]

Take care Lily. :)

 

[Adam Hitler]

Maybe having a porn collection as vast as Alti's would help me?!

 

[Adam Hitler]

women love porn... r-r-r-right?

 

[No One]

Hog Wars Episode III: Return of teh Pig

 

[Weeg]

Erika Kirk is gonna run for President! Wait and see

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lulz she's gone to sleep it off. She's been bellowing in the SB since 6am commiefornia time

 

[Alticus]

@Adam Hitler You could have a porn collection of tapes stacked as high as Mt. Kilimanjaro and it still wouldn't help.

 

[Weeg]

Yes women love porn because porn is of the DEVIL and women are of the DEVIL!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Serious question Alti, have you ever had secks with a real woman?

 

[Weeg]

Yoo guys know Badger either died or quit the Y

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hookers don't count

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think ALticus is Badger

 

[Weeg]

No no

 

[Adam Hitler]

No answer?

 

[Alticus]

@Adam Hitler When I was in high school.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I know Lily's must stink, but how about a fresh clean one?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I bet Alt is a Chad like me in real life and is just LARP'ing as a virgin

 

[Alticus]

I think LARP is silly.

 

[Lily]

I'm back, @Alticus. I brought me mum to get me more booze. At gun point of course!