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[Lily]

I am sitting stone cold sober in my car waiting for my daughter to run an errand.

 

[Alticus]

Oh wait! This is a troll right?

 

[Alticus]

I thought you were serious for a sec there.

 

[Lily]

Because I'm mocking all the haters for calling me a drunkard

 

[Lily]

*sigh*

 

[Alticus]

No. I thought you were being serious about being behind the wheel intoxicated.

 

[Lily]

Now, I have a headache. I don't know how much more of this forum I can take..

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

I said contact the FBI. They don't investigate drunk drivers, Alti

 

[HeadOn!]

Not yet...

 

[HeadOn!]

 

[Fredricka]

Lily, i can be your sponsor if u like, no one wants to zee you in trouble

 

[Alticus]

What if by chance you were really loaded and accidentally ran into a car of theirs or if they hit you? I was just concerned. I've seen too many people die from that crap.

 

[Lily]

How is drunk driving a fed crime. Crooked Eye?

 

[HeadOn!]

If you cross state lines, that could make it interstate. Muwhahaha.

 

[Lily]

Like I said, I'm sorry if I triggered you.

 

[Lily]

Yeah, so now I'm crossing state lines in your feeble mind?

 

[HeadOn!]

You do notice I used the word 'if', right?

 

[Lily]

I have been mocking the idiots that insist I'm drunk, Alticus.

 

[Lily]

If, my foot. moron. I'm in the bay area, on the coast. Many hours from a state border.

 

[Alticus]

@Lily I get it now. Don't fault me for caring about a friend.

 

[HeadOn!]

I don't think Lily has been drunk. She might be fun and laugh occasionally if she got drunk.

 

[HeadOn!]

Nearest state line to you would be Oregon, then.

 

[HeadOn!]

Good to know.

 

[Lily]

I eas just laughing at the ludicrousness

 

[Lily]

Not Oregon at all, brainiac. Nevada

 

[X]

Anyone who thought Lily was serious, well, they’re retarded

 

[Lily]

It's several hours closer than Oregon.

 

[Lily]

Thanks, X! Sorry, Alti

 

[HeadOn!]

So northeastern sector. Good to know.