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[Fredricka]

I wasnt talking about intelligence though lily, that was the point

 

[Adam]

Lily must be out of gin

 

[Lily]

That's my voice in your head reminding you what a cuck you are, Adam.

 

[Adam]

Sorry, I mean SWILLY

 

[Adam]

 

[Fredricka]

She does seem angry, once again i say calm down lily

 

[Lily]

I don't drink gin.

 

[Lily]

I don't drink whiskey.

 

[Fredricka]

Tequila

 

[Lily]

But I can pretend I'm on a bender using heavy machinery if you like.

 

[Adam]

Being 4'10 and 350 lbs would make most women angry

 

[Weeg]

@Lily Yoo drink GIN no mixer

 

[Lily]

I have fun with that.

 

[Fredricka]

U drink tequila because i saw in the food and drink thread

 

[The Prowler]

Angry drunks are the worst.

 

[Lily]

What scenario can I make up about my drunken binge and heavy machinery...hmmm, I'll need a minute.

 

[X]

I bet it’s ORANGE

 

[Lily]

Weeg's lead paint shake, X?

 

[X]

 

[Lily]

I think that's just the rim of his mouth after he eats Trump's ass.

 

[Adam]

Lily was born angry

 

[Fredricka]

U dont need to make anything up lily, just tell us about your latest bended

 

[Fredricka]

Bender

 

[Adam]

yesterday morning?

 

[Adam]

That was painful for those of us around her

 

[Adam]

at least she passed out eventually

 

[Lily]

Like I said, I crashed several times, killed one person, and many pets. Why do you need me to repeat the story, Fred?

 

[Lily]

Do you have short term memory problems?

 

[Fredricka]

It was sad to see a once proud woman in that state

 

[Lily]

Do recall that I haven't been caught by the police yet.