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[jack]

yeah that

 

[X]

The feck Jack?

 

[X]

Larry’s bird flew the coop

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

It can't fly. Its an ostrich.

 

[X]

Can I share something with you guys, two nights ago my girlfrieend said let’s do it and I said nawww, not now … the fucks going on?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@X, So what's his name?

 

[Lily]

You're getting older. She shouldn't ask, she should just take what she wants.

 

[X]

It’s an ostrich!!?? Pffftt!! That eXplains it sticking its head up your ass LOL

 

[Lily]

Tell her I said so, X.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[X]

I’m afraid of the getting older, could that be it?

 

[X]

Just weird

 

[X]

I felt so bad, who am I to deprive the woman

 

[Lily]

It is weird getting older, that's so true.

 

[Lily]

She took no for an answer...tsk, tak, tsk

 

[X]

I’ve even noticed my biceps loose thier suppleness

 

[Lily]

lmao

 

[jack]

omg

 

[X]

She did lol

 

[X]

@The Cuntess could there be sharks in the water

 

[X]

At that beach

 

[X]

@Jack ypu can be my guide

 

[Lily]

Yes, defintely there can be sharks there, X.

 

[Lily]

Remember when you had that Brit dullard believing there were sharks in the lake?

 

[X]

Oh shit really? Cuntess you’re pretty bad ass to swim with sharks

 

[Lily]

Wa it great whites you claimed were there?

 

[Lily]

Was it great whites you claimed were there?

 

[X]

LOL yes

 

[Lily]

 

[X]

But he didn’t know LOL