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[Frood]

Jack likes dumping

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yes it's called a joke

 

[Lily]

Clearly, they don't even want to see you when they dump you.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Why does Swilly never understand banter?

 

[Lily]

No, it's called an admissiin3

 

[Adam Hitler]

It's apparent that you're sheltered as fuck Lily.

 

[Adam Hitler]

you don't understand anything

 

[Lily]

No, it's called an admission.

 

[Frood]

It's no joke, Adam. Jack likes swallowing scat. He admitted it. It's his culinary feast!

 

[Lily]

Nah, your last gf probably ghosted you.

 

[X]

@Jack do you not ever tire of the taste of shit in your mouth?

 

[Adam Hitler]

My last GF was 15 years younger

 

[Frood]

 

[Adam Hitler]

young chicks tend to love me for some reason

 

[Lily]

The. she definitely ghosted you.

 

[Frood]

Mangia! Mangia! MANGIA! Jack....

 

[Adam Hitler]

Why are you always so curious about my private life Lily?

 

[Lily]

The girls are immature and don't know any better is all that's happening, Adam.

 

[X]

Such a prolific ass kisser it’s just unbelievable yet it’s right there in all its pervertness

 

[Lily]

I'm really not, actually.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Well stop talking about it then.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Danke!

 

[Frood]

I should cook up the pork ribs I got for a steal earlier..

 

[Lily]

I suppose. Afterall, you'll never have a successful one. Why rub it in?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I need Frood as my chef

 

[X]

@Jack i think you must a spot there’s still some ass to kiss out here

 

[Lily]

Yes, go cook your green pork chops!

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily can't see her own ribs.

 

[Frood]

Ok, Adam. But I won't serve you shit on a plate. That's for Jack

 

[Jack]

Feel the burn DD